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A FUNNY SPEECH will always be funny when the person who’s making the speech has a funny face. Imagine a man who is threaten by someone that if he wont give 2 million dollars to the extortionist, He would suffer coz the extortionist will reveal all of the mans dirty secret.
haha actually the mans name is “David Letterman”.
I guess he was scared at that time that’s why he gave 2 million dollar to the extortionist, but then after he gave the penny, he revealed his dirty little secret to the public.
is that funny? o_0

A SPLENDID GAME Is like when you buy a ticket for the NBA championship between two amazing teams in the season, and then suddenly the game just made boring coz of the a “178 over 50” score. And now you are back to the Philippines and you say to your friends: “yeah!”
“it was a splendid game, it should be!”
(coz my ticket is sooo expensive, what a messed up!)
lmao, it is like when you reverse that story and goes like this….
“when I was in there, I was kinda yeah, yeah, yeah! Wooooooohooooooo……!!!!!!


A GOOD PLAN could be bad if you don’t put values on it, for example: “You have a good plan to assassinate the president in your country” then it’s not a good plan, it’s bad. ^_^
A good plan should always have a good result.
so be careful if it is really a good plan ^_^


A PRETTY HOUSE is our house lolz. or maybe, for me even if the house is not that big, you could still call it a pretty house. Only if the people who’s living on it has a happy faces and a happy heart.
handsome faces and pretty faces ^_^


THE POVERTY OF SQUATTERS is their choice, I could make a lot of words here but I’ll just go straight to the point. Government is making them a deal to leave their places and go to their provinces and gave them money to start a brand new life, but they refuse to listen! That’s why it’s their choice.

A TRUE FRIEND is always on your side, through you ups and downs, and whenever you are taking the wrong path. He/She will guide you in a good way of life.

A BEAUTIFUL LADY is my girlfriend haha, I’m serious of this! She is so attractive like whenever we were walking on the hallway, the people around us (her) are trying to get her attention. well, I’m so sorry for them, she has a boyfriend now haha.

AN ENDEARING FRIEND is a special, most expensive treasure haha, yeah it is! And I don’t have that one coz I’m just a type of cheap lolz, not really. I have a true friend and I could say that she is an endearing friend.

A DIRTY TOILET has a dirty owner, yes yes yo! It represents that "the way you do things is who you are", so the way you do your toilet is who you are. It is disgusting! So clean up your toilet ^_^

A SUCCESSFUL LIFE is a dream or a goal of every person in this world. Even if you have a lot of money doesn’t mean that you have a successful life. It is when you have finally found the missing piece in your heart.

A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY is like the O.C. T_T I miss the O.C. so much! The new port beach on the Orange County California here we come……

AN ENDLESS LOVE is on the koreanovela haha. An endless love is like the love of God to us. It is countless, it overflows, it is immeasurable, and Consistent. Amazing love…

A PEACEFUL LIFE is never gonna happen to us if we don’t have peace of mind. Thinking comes first before making the move. For me, peace of mind is the secret and the quiet place.

A DANGEROUS CIRCUS is not dangerous if you watch Britney Spears music video “Circus” haha. there is always a danger even if you’re not on the circus. If you believe that there is, then there will be.

A USEFUL BOOK is a hardbound coz if someone attacks you, you just slap them with your book and they will see stars around their head haha. Ok, all books could give you knowledge but I could say that only the Bible could change you so it is a useful book ^_^